Pump it up and bring it on!

Our Pervy Pool Float Pageant has grown to become one of the highlights of our annual Pool Party, and last year’s certainly didn’t disappoint, as our guests surprised us with some of the most incredible floats imaginable. The pool was overflowing with giant inflatable cocks, sex dolls, swans, sharks, mermaids, rubber duckies, and human inflatables. It never ceases to amaze us how creative pervs can be when properly inspired (lol).

So…we’re doing it all again this year, even bigger and better! And we invite all adventurous Kink buoys and girls to really go all out this year! Think of this as the Macy’s day parade of pervy pool floats (lol). So DON’T just order some silly float from Wallmart, let your imaginations run wild… add kinky decorations to your floats…put them in bondage…cross dress them…paint them with liquid latex…incorporate your favorite submissive into your float! Whatever it takes to create the wildest, most outrageous, and fetish fabulous floats, rafts, life preservers, and inflatables that Hedo has ever seen!

Cool prizes will be awarded for…

* SEXIEST FLOAT!
* CREEPIEST HALLOWEEN FLOAT!
* MOST PERVERTED FLOAT!
* MOST HUMONGOUS FLOAT! (because size counts)
* MOST OUTRAGEOUS FLOAT!
* MOST HILLARIOUS FLOAT!